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Romanian humour - Ethnic jokes | | Romanian humour - Ethnic jokes: Encyclopedia II - Romanian humour - Ethnic jokes | | Roma: Jokes about the Roma (Gypsy) ethnic minority in Romanian. Recurring themes are stealing, refusing to work, having too many children - essentially all the negative stereotypes about Roma people in Romania.
Scotsmen: Jokes about those kilt-wearing mean and fisty skulks, who never fail to act against common sense just to save a few pennies in the short run.
Russians are often seen as primitive, rude and drunkards.
Q: What is big, red and stinks?
A: The Red Army when they take their ...
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| | | Romanian humour: Encyclopedia II - Romanian humour - Ethnic jokes
Romanian humour - Ethnic jokes
Roma: Jokes about the Roma (Gypsy) ethnic minority in Romanian. Recurring themes are stealing, refusing to work, having too many children - essentially all the negative stereotypes about Roma people in Romania.
Scotsmen: Jokes about those kilt-wearing mean and fisty skulks, who never fail to act against common sense just to save a few pennies in the short run.
Russians are often seen as primitive, rude and drunkards.
Q: What is big, red and stinks?
A: The Red Army when they take their shoes off.
A poor Russian fisherman catches a little fish which grants him three wishes. The first wish was "A big vodka". The wish is granted and the fisherman drinks it, then the fish asks for another one. "I want that the whole Volga to be made out of vodka." The wish is granted and the fisherman swims in it and drinks from it. Afterward is asked for the last wish. He says "You know what? I want another vodka".
Somalis are seen as underweight and hungry.
Q: In what part of Somalia is the density of population greatest?
A: It depends on the direction of the wind.
Albanians are seen as not very technologically advanced.
Q: How can you stop an Albanian tank?
A: You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.
Q: Why is there a rubber-band shortage in Albania?
A: They're saving it for their satellite launch.
Q: Why is there a crisis in the Albanian economy?
A: Their donkey died.
Hungarians are seen as proud, but naive. The stereotypical Hungarian is called Ianoş and usually is accompanied by a Romanian named Ion.
Other related archivesAlbanian economy, Amza Pellea, Anton Pann, Avram Iancu, Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, Communist regime, Gheorghe Funar, Greeks, Hungarians, Ion Iliescu, Italians, Moldavians, Nastratin Hogea, Oltenians, Ottoman, Radio Erevan, Roma, Romanian culture, Romanian language, Slavs, Spanish, Transylvanians, Turks, ethnic minority, law enforcement, police, political jokes
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